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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
Just hit a 3 bedroom 1 1/2 bath pothole on the highway!
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
2am wake up due to the moon sneakin through a slit in my curtain and landing right in my eye like a big pizza pie
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
Needing some of that hot stuff
English food is a little bland
English food is a little bland
Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
I was just told that I write good songs about itchy nipples so......
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
Dad jokes are my jam, even though Iβm a confirmed bachelor.
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
Making a big meal for these ungrateful heathens today.
Making them think itβs more work than it actually is is my super power
Making them think itβs more work than it actually is is my super power
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
In case no one has told you:
Get your ass up
Kick todayβs ass
Nice ass
Donβt be an ass
Get your ass up
Kick todayβs ass
Nice ass
Donβt be an ass
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
My mucinex expired in 2013
I think Iβll take my chances
I think Iβll take my chances
Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
Sadly I finally came to terms with fact I can't pull off the Speedo and cowboy boots anymore.
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Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
@hrmerm @sweetmomissa sorry!
Anna Nonymous
@osoplain
I wish, not to compete, with the company, you keep.
Goodbye Thursday
Goodbye Thursday
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
