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Owen
@owenhants
For enough money could one be made to look, believably and permanently, like a turtle?
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Owen
@owenhants
Morning all!
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Owen
@owenhants
Be quiet pic.twitter.com/D8Bbp3wuBJ
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Owen
@owenhants
My hair looks really nice in my new tinder profile but not getting any matches and can't work out why pic.twitter.com/vrSRJTjdda
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Owen
@owenhants
Enjoying my meal pic.twitter.com/EVKdkDzmG9
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Owen
@owenhants
It's #TowelDay! RT for your chance to win a FULL SET of our stunning Douglas Adams editions Enter by Sat 27 May.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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Owen
@owenhants
Ending a phone call to gas company by telling them "bye, love you" #BritishThreatLevels
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Owen
@owenhants
Barista: "Can I take your name, sir?"
"My name?"
#Bucketlist
#Lifegoals pic.twitter.com/ELqjzQS444
"My name?"
#Bucketlist
#Lifegoals pic.twitter.com/ELqjzQS444
Owen
@owenhants
Someone stole my car last night. Keep open.
CRN:43170124709 pic.twitter.com/bKK5ZTriqd
CRN:43170124709 pic.twitter.com/bKK5ZTriqd
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Owen
@owenhants
@NotSoSlummy No, it was a couple more years before that came along
Owen
@owenhants
"Check out this potato I found." - me pulling out my conversation-potato when a party slows down
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
