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Thomas
@Owishemwe
Workers do... twitter.com/Owishemwe/statβ¦
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Thomas
@Owishemwe
When u finally meet the guy responsible for getting ur girlfriend her brand new iPhone pic.twitter.com/qd69cGEKFI
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Thomas
@Owishemwe
My dad is here telling us his stories from childhood....but some of these things are lies
Thomas
@Owishemwe
In a relationship there is no me or I. Itβs about us and we. Yβall havenβt realized that yet. GROW UP
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Thomas
@Owishemwe
Please don't bring Facebook bs to Twitter twitter.com/lm_sjb/status/β¦
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Thomas
@Owishemwe
But being hot is nice....this new hot intern is being requested for by every doctor....nga for us no one is asking us to assist them
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Thomas
@Owishemwe
I remember one time my Momma said the way I press phone, she won't be surprised if I impregnate a girl through internet
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Thomas
@Owishemwe
People be serious...if you're stealing meat from the pot don't remove a piece which is easily noticeable....e.g a drumstick
Thomas
@Owishemwe
This was one of the gate passes to a girl's heart back then in primary pic.twitter.com/A1IAo0KNQo
Thomas
@Owishemwe
Calling more than once doesn't make the phone ring louder.
You are being ignored. Respect yourself
You are being ignored. Respect yourself
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
