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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
i think i'm done with the part of puberty where i can eat a whole box of oreos before bed with no consequences
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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
I just went bowling omg I hate it
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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
why do weirdos on tinder use my name when saying hi? keep my name out of your mouth and away from your thumbs
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
@oxidedox john it's Kaylee do it or else
Retweet of status by @DUMBSHORTY
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
RETWEET THIS NOW and I might FOLLOW YOU before @AGT tonight!! #AGTPremiere
Retweet of status by @tyrabanks
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
"Niles, would you like a muffin?" ctfu dead frasier savage asf for that one Eddie licked the muffin
Retweet of status by @AndrewYadeski
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
my friends and i make group decisions about who we like and who's an enemy. no room for individual thought
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@ degenerate
@oxidedox
when you can't tell if the dude is staring because he thinks you're cute or because he's about to commit a hate crime
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
populism is when you say "pop" instead of "soda"
Retweet of status by @nathangoldman
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
I don't wanna have anal sex
I wanna have brainal sex
Stay Woke
I wanna have brainal sex
Stay Woke
Retweet of status by @ineedahitta
@ degenerate
@oxidedox
i hope marineland pen doesn't win the french election
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
