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Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
I love it when drunk friends text me
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Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
RT @Slippers91: "Looove sleeping naked"
Quines actin slutty fan if u slapped a cock in their hand they widna hey a clue fit ti dee we it #β¦
Quines actin slutty fan if u slapped a cock in their hand they widna hey a clue fit ti dee we it #β¦
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Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
Possibly found the funniest thing on iPhone, ever!!!!
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
Every time I have a proper healthy diet, dad never fails to bring home loads of cakes, donuts etc
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
RT @KerriForbes: Here to never growing upp
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
Pretty sure someone came into our apartment and cleaned up while we were out
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
This 'peterhead rate your shag' thing is brilliant!!!!
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Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
RT @ojobrucey: I would love to go and sit in a beer garden today
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
I really want to go to Italy
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
All I want is to go to the toilet, but the stuuupid old man stunk it up
Paris Imogen
@paarisxx
Feck off with all this stupid MessageMe shiiiit
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
