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Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
Cop: Seen anything unusual?
Me: A dolphin with a hat once.
Cop: I mean around here.
Me: Nah, they live in water.
Me: A dolphin with a hat once.
Cop: I mean around here.
Me: Nah, they live in water.
Retweet of status by @MontanaDan30
22 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cop: Seen anything unusual?
Me: A dolphin with a hat once.
Cop: I mean around here.
Me: Nah, they live in water.
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Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
Here is today's snapshot of each state's progress in reducing COVID cases/hospitalizations/death, viaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
16 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π¨ Here is today's snapshot of each state's progress in reducing COVID cases/hospitalizations/death, viaβ¦ https://t.co/3XhIpRXu3x
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Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
16 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Have you gained weight since the pandemic? I sure have π€
Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
So even better news, everyone.
I MAY have my own apartment (TO MYSELF OMG FINALLY) by Wednesday!
I MAY have my own apartment (TO MYSELF OMG FINALLY) by Wednesday!
Retweet of status by @MontanaDan30
07 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So even better news, everyone.
I MAY have my own apartment (TO MYSELF OMG FINALLY) by Wednesday! π€π₯°
Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
WHAT
~1.5 million N95 masks are sitting in a US government warehouse in #Indiana, but authorities haven't shipβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
~1.5 million N95 masks are sitting in a US government warehouse in #Indiana, but authorities haven't shipβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DrDenaGrayson
27 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote βοΈWHATβοΈ
~1.5 million N95 masks are sitting in a US government warehouse in #Indiana, but authorities haven't ship⦠https://t.co/gxlS1sWPBj
Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
2 yr old just asked me for pizza.
At 10 am.
On thanksgiving.
Iβve never been more sure that sheβs my daughter.
At 10 am.
On thanksgiving.
Iβve never been more sure that sheβs my daughter.
Retweet of status by @MrsRabbitResist
28 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 2 yr old just asked me for pizza.
At 10 am.
On thanksgiving.
Iβve never been more sure that sheβs my daughter.
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Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
Walmart has stepped up their game and discontinued the sale of certain guns and ammunition.
Retweet of status by @r8dr4lfe75
03 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Walmart has stepped up their game and discontinued the sale of certain guns and ammunition. πππ
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Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
Iβm going with the red. Money isnβt everything. twitter.com/fras99/status/β¦
Retweet of status by @Nucgirl75
17 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβm going with the red. Money isnβt everything.π€·πΌββοΈ https://t.co/SUAsKXFZ6E
Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
23 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Paul Manafort sentencing memo is 800 pages total. I'm sure it's nothing. π
Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
1 1st team... 4 2nd teams... lol oh we talking teams #moretoprove
Retweet of status by @camjordan94
05 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πππ 1 1st team... 4 2nd teams... lol oh we talking teams #moretoprove
Pamela Owsinek
@pamelaowsinek
Oh noooo donβt go please
#ByeFelicia twitter.com/thedailybeast/β¦
#ByeFelicia twitter.com/thedailybeast/β¦
Retweet of status by @MrsRabbitResist
07 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh noooo πππ donβt go πππ please πππ
#ByeFelicia https://t.co/HtiHwBaPAq
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ