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@pauleggleston@mastodon.social
@pauleggleston
'Cause I remember... pic.twitter.com/FPn2L0Q6sR
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@pauleggleston@mastodon.social
@pauleggleston
Dolly Parton's private helicopter is the Whir King 925
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Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
A few there from the brilliant @DanEdisonComedy, and it's his birthday today, buy the whey...! #FF
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
@pauleggleston Deciphering your tweets is like trying to do sudokus whilst drunk and without a penβ¦
β¦never change!
β¦never change!
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
When I successfully applied the dressing to a laceration on my tortoise, it was gauze for shell abrasion
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Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
@pauleggleston βGreat pud timesβ! Of course! How did I not see that one coming?
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Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
My multilingual numbers joke cinq without a tres
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Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
@pauleggleston Bad um titch.
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Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
When I successfully applied the dressing to a laceration on my tortoise, it was gauze for shell abrasion
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Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
BREAKING...
Easter Bunny struck down with pick & mixomatosis
Easter Bunny struck down with pick & mixomatosis
Paul Eggleston
@pauleggleston
My bid was unsuccessful on the Russian settee that my neighbour was selling on eBay. So near and nyet sofa
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
