12.
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
what if you go to hell and satan’s like “hell-O-L” and you’re like “this is way worse than i imagined”
13.
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
cannonball? i’ve been saying “cannoned ball”
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
two equalizer movies and not one “you’ve been equalized”
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
my texts tend to be overly emojional
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
#PEN15show is perfect. I’m amazed at how good it is! @annakonk @mayaerskine @gabeliedman
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
I just heard about @BrodyismeFriend, a kind, hilarious, one of a kind soul. We’ll miss you Brody.
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
A nice @Newsweek piece about @JuddApatow and our next ep of @CrashingHBO! newsweek.com/judd-apatow-pe…
19.
20.
21.
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
Hope you enjoyed, everyone! Thanks for watching!! Please rewatch a few million times :) #PeteTweetsCrashing
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
So sad to hear about the death of the wonderful Scott Hutchison. He was an amazing artist and person.
Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
now that I’ve won the superbowl as my alter ego nick foles, watch me again in a brand new @CrashingHBO tonight!!
...but wait! There's more!
12.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
