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@phenomAJAdams
Fire breathing dragons must have always had sore throats
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I made myself a BLT for lunch. I had no L or T, so I substituted more B instead.
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Would it kill some of you people to hit the like button? It’s right there, it looks like a heart . Just touch i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Woke up to 5 inches of snow. The groundhog said early spring. Paunxhautawny Phil can go fuck himself
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I was told to try Activia because I have digestion problems. I tried it and got diarrhea. Fuck you Jamie Lee Curtis
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At 12pm I decided to have candy for lunch because I’m an adult. At 3pm I got bad stomach pains and diarrhea because I’m a stupid adult.
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Patriotism doesn’t belong to a political party. If you love your country enough to defend it YOU ARE A PATRIOT
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the weekend is over & I didn’t accomplish jack shit
Cheers
Cheers
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
