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briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
I'm going to get myself fired and I don't even care and I'm too young to be this jaded
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briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
"The Terminator" looks a little frazzled #RK3DE pic.twitter.com/8scVghkBcA
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briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
I'm mad at how the air in the jersey makes me look fat & Harry is mad at my antics pic.twitter.com/5RJDIAktUS
briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
My brother called, I wished him a happy national sibling day and then asked what he got me
briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
Ever plank till you almost vomited in front of erryone at the gym?
briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
I wonder if I could get an iMac at work if I ask if it can come out of the marketing budget
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briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
I love making food and sharing it with people but it's rare that I will buy food and share it
briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
That's one way to carve a pumpkin twitter.com/bradytrett/sta…
Retweet of status by @GongshowGear
briyoncé
@pizza_sluut
African servals are the cutest vine.co/v/O1g3jAjzWzq
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briyoncè
@pizza_sluut
People be killin spiders left and right but I'm over here like "plz live and catch all the bugs" #SpiderAppreciation
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
