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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
If he doesn't text or call to see if you made it home ok, you can cheat because he doesn't give a fuck about you.
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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
It's hard owning a home with a swimming pool. You never know who your true friends are during the summer.
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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
I just love to flirt. I really don't like any of you
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Being good looking can get you attacked for no reason.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Ever date someone & think their kids are ugly but you gotta act like they're cute. ..?
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Ask him for a dick pic. When you get it, don't respond. Humble his cocky ass.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Don't ever let anyone treat you like Michelle, you're a BeyoncΓ©.
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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Just how deep is the average vagina actually??
Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog, savings, assets, and kids.
Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car, his dog, savings, assets, and kids.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Fuck text messages & promises. It's all about phone calls & plans. Actions.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Bitch! I feel this in my soul pic.twitter.com/9To5hZxgAb
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
When he's sending you all these kinky memes late night but you know when you see him he'll only do missionary pic.twitter.com/q9lCuvbOVm
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
