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mid wife
@probablyalissa
Just Perfect pic.twitter.com/yaZR2nQhAl
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biblically accurate ali
@probablyalissa
Paid my respects to Estelle Costanza this morning pic.twitter.com/icZ6Q9Jq08
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the braless wonder
@probablyalissa
Good morning the river eels have come to give you a kiss pic.twitter.com/gIXNqlBvIN
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wicked witch of the midwest
@probablyalissa
happy holiday season pic.twitter.com/kD4GjE5VLa
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wicked witch of the midwest
@probablyalissa
javert is soooo obsessed with jean valjean. absolute drama queen. get a LIFE
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alissa (normal)
@probablyalissa
remember how becoming facebook official with someone you were dating used to be such a huge deal? my bf and i arenβt even facebook friends
witchay woman
@probablyalissa
He said Get Out pic.twitter.com/NEvjOWlGsc
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perfect sweetie
@probablyalissa
IQ test came back negative. God is good
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lady maderna
@probablyalissa
yikes. unfollowing now. i was a big fan of video but i didnβt know it killed the radio star
margaret wartime
@probablyalissa
whoever told companies to include emojis in their emails is going to hell what the hell is β30% off β
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margaret wartime
@probablyalissa
rainy day at the cat cafe pic.twitter.com/ghkOnGqp5C
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
