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Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
Just tested positive for COOLvid
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Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
My mate hasn't 'd my birthday greeting to him on his Facebook from this morning. He can go fuck himself next year.
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Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
Bloke on Bullseye seems to be on acid.
'Who was Liverpool's player manager when they won the 1986 FA Cup?'
'Don Revie'
'Who was Liverpool's player manager when they won the 1986 FA Cup?'
'Don Revie'
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
They're actually calling it 'Super League' #bellends
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
Two consecutive 1-0 wins for @SunderlandAFC and I'm not exaggerating when I say they've both been FUCKING ABOMINABLE
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
Four hours of Bowie stuff that I've seen umpteen times before on BBC4 from 9pm
*clears entire schedule*
*clears entire schedule*
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
@moogyboobles Heβll probably go away again now.
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Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
The Champions League final is going to be a match Iβd usually half-watch on a Sunday afternoon.
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
Birmingham steward led away by police after getting a bit rough with Grealish during the goal celebration.
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
I saw βStan & Ollieβ and I give it out of 10. #andysreviews
Andy Dawson
@profanityswan
Bowie
Home Away pic.twitter.com/bNt2l74Rz3
Home Away pic.twitter.com/bNt2l74Rz3
Retweet of status by @_Bands_FC
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
