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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
My mom gives me her order for sushi.
I write the order down.
I call to place the order.
SHE SCREAMS HER ORโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
I write the order down.
I call to place the order.
SHE SCREAMS HER ORโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
@adamgreattweet I love how the head is just a fucking security camera.
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
As I was being put under for my colonoscopy, I apparently announced to the room, "Y'all are in for a real treat" and then passed out.
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
Some of these woke mfs need to go back to bed I swear to God.
๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
head in hands waiting for the night when i wonโt fantasise ab jumping in front of a train
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
my kids' new coloring books are giving me life pic.twitter.com/AYD7zZz04E
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
@AkilahObviously You look so happy.
They need to just give you an apartment there.
They need to just give you an apartment there.
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
@purcival THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR STORY, KING PURCIVAL!!!
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๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
Please remember to delete pictures of your stool that you took for your doctor off of your camera roll.
๐ King Purcival ๐
@purcival
My friend was screaming about wytpeepo gentrifying black food and he called them the Ku Klux Bland and I cannot breathe.
Purcival Fairweather
@purcival
My 7yo asked, "am I famous yet?" and when I told her no, she responded, "can we just ๐๐ช๐ฎ Youtube then?"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
