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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
Me. 737s
Always goes down
Always goes down
Retweet of status by @CapriCornyCait
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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
I have been informed that I dont make very funny Twitter jokes, and am here to rectify the issue:
me: this cruncโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
me: this cruncโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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ta๐ฎco
@recursivetaco
Ayn Rand: The question isnโt who is going to let me; itโs who is going to stop me.
STOP SIGN:
STOP SIGN:
Retweet of status by @IchBin_Rob
Ta๐ญco
@RecursiveTaco
ITโS WOODY WEDNESDAY
Send me 1-2 from you and 1-2 from a friend. Winner at the end of the day will get their tweโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Send me 1-2 from you and 1-2 from a friend. Winner at the end of the day will get their tweโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Ta๐ญco
@RecursiveTaco
Land Before Time movies ranked
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Ta๐ฎco
@RecursiveTaco
I wanna be Gucci Mane-level famous so I can post shit like "On my grind"
and get 3 billion likes and have women reply like "Yes you are!"
and get 3 billion likes and have women reply like "Yes you are!"
Retweet of status by @TuSoonShakur
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Ta๐ฎco
@RecursiveTaco
Dreamworks makes the team work (overtime. These movies aren't going to make themselves you know)
Retweet of status by @zebrasyndicate
Ta๐co
@RecursiveTaco
ITโS WOODY WEDNESDAY
Send me 1-2 of your best and 1-2 from a friend, the winner will get their winning tweet re-โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Send me 1-2 of your best and 1-2 from a friend, the winner will get their winning tweet re-โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Ta๐co
@RecursiveTaco
Mom: I'm going to upgrade your dad from a flip phone to a flat phone.
Me: ...you mean a smart phone?
Mom: Yeah, one of those.
Me:
Me: ...you mean a smart phone?
Mom: Yeah, one of those.
Me:
Retweet of status by @breeinthestee
Ta๐ฎco
@RecursiveTaco
The @BonerBrigade3 loves Stars Wars, just hates May the 4th
Buuut we still love to celebrate this fan favorite hโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Buuut we still love to celebrate this fan favorite hโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Retweet of status by @BonerBrigade3
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
