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@revoltedsoul
Don't text me at 11:49pm asking me if I'm up if you know I'm knocked by 10:15.
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When you shoot your shot from half court and its all net...
Moral to the story: distance isn't important, just shoot.
Moral to the story: distance isn't important, just shoot.
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Change Twitter one more time...
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@revoltedsoul
My ma and grandmomma taught me how to cook. These cooking lessons never included measuring utensils. We're eyeballing everything!
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@revoltedsoul
Crazy part is, ya'll will have children one day... And I can't possibly fathom what ya'll will teach them.
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@revoltedsoul
Change Twitter one more time...
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@revoltedsoul
@MyNinjaTurtle this bio!
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@revoltedsoul
I was running from God like he didn't know where I was. Like he couldn't see what I was doing in private.
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RT @50states1nation: TRUE Courage. Deserving. #LaurenHill #ESPYS pic.twitter.com/0xHPCwewj9
Retweet of status by @ZeusDaGreat91
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@revoltedsoul
Or one bus will just turn back around smh
RT @MzInspirational: "Boys are like buses .. Miss one next 15 one coming"
RT @MzInspirational: "Boys are like buses .. Miss one next 15 one coming"
Retweet of status by @AudrianaLatrice
Tiffany Seniece โ
@RevoltedSoul
JUDYYYYYYYYY twitter.com/nowaistmillie/โฆ
Tiffany Seniece โ
@RevoltedSoul
Oop! Childddddd, I'clare.
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
