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roald_dahl
Very exciting news!

This year the Official @WorldBookDayUK bedtime story will be a reading of The Witches by th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
27 Feb 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote πŸ“£ Very exciting news! This year the Official @WorldBookDayUK bedtime story will be a reading of The Witches by th… https://t.co/Krc4acbTPw

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roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO ROMANCE

- Offer to make your other half dinner
- Serve them a lovely plate of spaghetti
- It… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
14 Feb 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO ROMANCE 🍝 - Offer to make your other half dinner - Serve them a lovely plate of spaghetti - It… https://t.co/uI1dleAsiT
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
Today is #NationalTriviaDay, and we think you should know that in early drafts, Willy Wonka was called "Mr Ritchie".
04 Jan 20 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today is #NationalTriviaDay, and we think you should know that in early drafts, Willy Wonka was called "Mr Ritchie". 🎩
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
SOME ADVICE FOR THE NEW YEAR

Go the whole hog
Nothing is impossible
Never grow up, always down
And don't… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
31 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote SOME ADVICE FOR THE NEW YEAR πŸ‘‰ Go the whole hog πŸ‘‰ Nothing is impossible πŸ‘‰ Never grow up, always down πŸ‘‰ And don't… https://t.co/TVwu5hitKW
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
ππŽπ“πŒπ”π‚π‡π„π‘
(noun)

Somebody who doesn’t do very much - for example, you since Boxing Day.
30 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππŽπ“πŒπ”π‚π‡π„π‘ (noun) Somebody who doesn’t do very much - for example, you since Boxing Day. 😴
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO MAKING CHRISTMAS MEMORIES

Offer to take a family photo
"Say cheese!"
Print the photo as… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
27 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO MAKING CHRISTMAS MEMORIES πŸ“Έ Offer to take a family photo πŸ“Έ "Say cheese!" πŸ“Έ Print the photo as… https://t.co/vSXQfDvEn1
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
ππ”π†π–π‡πˆπ…π…π‹π„
(noun)

A very silly idea - for example, when someone suggests waiting until after Christmas lunch to open your presents.
19 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππ”π†π–π‡πˆπ…π…π‹π„ (noun) A very silly idea - for example, when someone suggests waiting until after Christmas lunch to open your presents. 🎁
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO HOLIDAY HOSTING

Offer to make drinks for everyone
Listen to their orders carefully
Don't… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
13 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO HOLIDAY HOSTING 🍷 Offer to make drinks for everyone 🍷 Listen to their orders carefully 🍷 Don't… https://t.co/Wde1bVWrSJ
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO GIFT GIVING

Buy someone a lovely box of chocolates
Eat them all yourself
Put sprouts in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
06 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote MRS TWIT'S GUIDE TO GIFT GIVING 🎁 Buy someone a lovely box of chocolates 🎁 Eat them all yourself 🎁 Put sprouts in… https://t.co/6NrXPeSyTw
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
Minecrafters of America!

In 2018, Madeline entered a splendiferous story idea - and this is what the team at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
23 Nov 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Minecrafters of America! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² In 2018, Madeline entered a splendiferous story idea - and this is what the team at… https://t.co/FRaxbBDs1p
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roald_dahl
Roald Dahl HQ @roald_dahl
We already know that these two have the most enormous of appetites. But who could guzzle the most chocolate?
23 Oct 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote We already know that these two have the most enormous of appetites. But who could guzzle the most chocolate? 🍫

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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