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ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
You know your mates when they knock on your door to have a 'nose' around your hotel room then drop there guts and doing a runner οΈ
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ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
Walking around lidl watching @peterpistolrees filling someone else is trolley with food then pushing it until he gets stopped. HIS FACE
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ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
@lauodonoghue I dunno but I got called Larry once when I was on me own
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
@lauodonoghue fave part of my working day reading these with a cuppa can't even make shit like this up
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
@lauodonoghue Oh my days what about walkers max paprika
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
Unless you're a fuckin diver, don't use this
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
It's on my fuckin pumas
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ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
@laura_isaac @SJWilliams111 I'm too busy driving me forklift to chat !!!
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
@dexterandflex @Simon_Owen Did they inform you within 2 weeks of it happening? If not they can't do anything
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
Yippeekiyay mother fudger
ross kenyon
@rosskenyon88
Being sent snapchats of Après Ski.... Take me back to Morzine! @itslukerichards @Ralphjones88 @garethbrewin @MishaKucharsky
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
