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rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
billion dollar idea: extra virgin peanut butter
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rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hentai
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rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
@esthercrawford @TwitterBlue okay but when do we get Twitter Gold, Twitter With Soothing Lotion, and Twitter Code Red?
rstevens 🦇💨
@rstevens
@clhubes Boston: All the inconvenience of New York with none of the perks
rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
get vaccinated, wear a mask, be nice to retail people, or i swear to god i will invent powdered mayonnaise drink
rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
THIS TWEET BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOUP — SOUP: THE FOOD YOU CAN POUR IN HOLES
rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
Where did you get ice cream?!
dieselsweeties.com/ics/1188/ pic.twitter.com/bYp8nJMeOc
dieselsweeties.com/ics/1188/ pic.twitter.com/bYp8nJMeOc
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rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
it’s always a great time to be taken aboard a UFO
rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
Do you ever worry about your legacy? pic.twitter.com/frPmwsV55d
rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO CHANGE THE NAME “DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS” TO “MARMOTS AND VARMINTS”
rstevens 🐳💨
@rstevens
promote social distancing by launching all your enemies into the sun
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
