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Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
I’m willing to wait for as long as it takes, but I’m still not completely sure if what I’m waiting for is actually going to happen
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Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
Fuckboy: "Can I see you?"
Me: "Right now? No."
Fuckboy: "Yes, right now."
Me: "Nah."
ew
Me: "Right now? No."
Fuckboy: "Yes, right now."
Me: "Nah."
ew
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Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
"I exchanged my green grapes for your red grapes"
"Aww I'm so married"
My aunt and uncle fucking kill me stg
"Aww I'm so married"
My aunt and uncle fucking kill me stg
Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
nothing's worse than having ur music on shuffle for 4 hours and then closing ur app and having to listen to shit u already heard
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Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
Menthol flavored gum so it doesn't clash with cigarettes
Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
pride month is over but i will not be silent
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Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
THIS ACCOUNT IS AN LGBTQ+ SAFE SPACE!
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Sarah ⊙︿⊙
@s4distic_soul
You can tell who just got paid when they have to decide whether to pay for they're coffee and cigarettes with a fifty or a hundred
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
