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matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
“He’s straight.”
“So is pasta til you get it wet ”
- the most insufferable gay you’ve ever met
“So is pasta til you get it wet ”
- the most insufferable gay you’ve ever met
Retweet of status by @ZeeMachineMusic
29 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “He’s straight.”
“So is pasta til you get it wet 😜😜😜”
- the most insufferable gay you’ve ever met
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matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
@HedonistBear gladly
23 Feb 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @HedonistBear gladly 😍
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matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
27 years ago, a bad b*tch was born #Clueless pic.twitter.com/nfHydlVouM
Retweet of status by @AliciaSilv
19 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 27 years ago, a bad b*tch was born 😉💁🏼♀️ #Clueless https://t.co/nfHydlVouM
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
@jupytr76 us ugly people need representation too
28 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @jupytr76 us ugly people need representation too 🥺
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
Me: *holds hands with my boyfriend while walking*
Random guy in a wheelchair at 4am: “All this pussy in Miami and y’all gay?!”
Random guy in a wheelchair at 4am: “All this pussy in Miami and y’all gay?!”
Retweet of status by @RodriguezSeth
31 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: *holds hands with my boyfriend while walking*
Random guy in a wheelchair at 4am: “All this pussy in Miami and y’all gay?!”
😭😭
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
just got my tubes tied (the pee pee ones. i’m sick of pee coming out!!! no more piss for me, please)
Retweet of status by @SarahSquirm
08 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote just got my tubes tied (the pee pee ones. i’m sick of pee coming out!!! 😤😡🤬 no more piss for me, please)
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
Thanks everyone for 20K pic.twitter.com/OKsHfxsbHl
Retweet of status by @lizkenyon07
27 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thanks everyone for 🎉20K 🎉 https://t.co/OKsHfxsbHl
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matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
Saints Row trailer dude can get it pic.twitter.com/N1c7OBzTek
26 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Saints Row trailer dude can get it 🥴💦💦 https://t.co/N1c7OBzTek
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
Good morning fellow LGBTQs pic.twitter.com/FwW8GzBrgo
10 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Good morning fellow LGBTQs 😈 https://t.co/FwW8GzBrgo
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
this yuji face pic.twitter.com/K9mhtAVVO3
Retweet of status by @JJKPerfectShots
27 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote this yuji face 🥺 https://t.co/K9mhtAVVO3
matti ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
@sailor_youranus
RT if your resolution is to see more of my dick in 2021 pic.twitter.com/mpv4LKpGSe
Retweet of status by @stachional
05 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT if your resolution is to see more of my dick in 2021 🥺 https://t.co/mpv4LKpGSe
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊