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Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
But how? pic.twitter.com/6Mpl9D8hKC
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Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
Someone's grandma out here slaying. pic.twitter.com/XC9drbU4Kp
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Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
Satan is now going out to drink with only 10k in her bra.
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
I know y'all busy but "Who lives in thepineapple under the sea?"
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
Keep your relationships private so you can have more than one.
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
Some of you females can't see your future husband because of your eyelashes.
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
I cheated on you and you're planning to cheat back.
Are you mad?
Do you want to break my heart?
Are you mad?
Do you want to break my heart?
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Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
You say you're wise but you have one girlfriend
Is that what King Solomon did?
Read your bible bro
Is that what King Solomon did?
Read your bible bro
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
Relationship stress is real.
I scratched someone's head in a taxi thinking it was mine.
I scratched someone's head in a taxi thinking it was mine.
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
So your boyfriend wants you all for himself while he is all for everyone.
WOW
WOW
Salim Swaleh
@saleemswaleh
If you know you smoked paper during childhood, quietly follow me
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
