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Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
If your boyfriend doesn't spend money on you, it means he's saving it to marry you.
Be patient. Men are good people.
Be patient. Men are good people.
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Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
When your friend tells you to follow your dreams, but you keep dreaming about his girlfriend.
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Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
I sell valentine flowers. pic.twitter.com/3pG4Yn0dWt
Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? pic.twitter.com/JvyCBgqhUr
Salim Swaleh ๐ท๐ผ
@salimswaleh_
PLEASE STOP PUTTING GAY SCENES IN KIDS CARTOONS.
Salim Swaleh ๐ท๐ผ
@salimswaleh_
Me as a wife pic.twitter.com/bReOx767yn
Retweet of status by @Harriethillah
Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
When you offend your partner, learn to apologize.
Stop listening to your friends who only masturbate.
Stop listening to your friends who only masturbate.
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Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
Relationship goals. pic.twitter.com/xqddNG16Ll
Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
Five minutes at Tiwa Savage concert and I already have two iPhones and a Samsung galaxy.
Salim Swaleh
@salimswaleh_
TAGiRi HOLDINGS LTD pic.twitter.com/kFPYreHV0d
Retweet of status by @Dollar_Currency
Salim Swaleh ๐ท๐ผ
@salimswaleh_
When you accidentally look good in one picture and people start thinking you're cute.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
