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Sharon Salmon
@salmonsv711
My spirit animal pic.twitter.com/TAatc58Wbf
Retweet of status by @noneofyours99
29 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My spirit animal ๐ https://t.co/TAatc58Wbf
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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
My car is 18 years old. The โcheck engineโ light has been on for 15 years. Should I be worried?
Retweet of status by @pearl_goldman
17 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My car is 18 years old. The โcheck engineโ light has been on for 15 years. Should I be worried? ๐คฃ
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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
Just got home and sitting in the car. Should I go in or run away?
Retweet of status by @MarinaSilver6
06 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just got home and sitting in the car. Should I go in or run away? ๐
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
19 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Monsters don't eat ghosts because they taste like sheet!๐คฃ๐คฃ
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
Happy Friday Everyone. I hope all of you have a wonderful day. Have a beautiful weekend. #NaturePhotographyโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @JeanetteEliz
17 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy Friday Everyone. ๐ I hope all of you have a wonderful day. Have a beautiful weekend. ๐๐บ๐ #NaturePhotographyโฆ https://t.co/QIEIJCn4zd
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
Perfect sign...
pic.twitter.com/IIWTdHOb6j
pic.twitter.com/IIWTdHOb6j
Retweet of status by @PamelaApostolo1
27 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Perfect sign...
๐๐๐ https://t.co/IIWTdHOb6j
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
15 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm gonna marry someone who can cook. Looks go away, hunger does not!๐
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SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
Attack him when he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
: Reddit user My_Memes_Will_Cure_U pic.twitter.com/VwAUuJRawT
: Reddit user My_Memes_Will_Cure_U pic.twitter.com/VwAUuJRawT
Retweet of status by @SlenderSherbet
27 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Attack him when he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
๐น: Reddit user My_Memes_Will_Cure_U https://t.co/VwAUuJRawT
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
25 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Has anyone noticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are EXACTLY the same?๐
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
If your bio says,
โI am cool nice and genitalโ
Iโm probably not gonna follow you.
โI am cool nice and genitalโ
Iโm probably not gonna follow you.
Retweet of status by @shereenskee
16 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If your bio says,
โI am cool nice and genitalโ
Iโm probably not gonna follow you.๐ฌ
SHARON SALMON
@salmonsv711
The has-been Geraldo Rivera suggested the Covid vaccine named the Trump vaccine!!
Geraldo....Because Trumps balls can't lick themselves!
Geraldo....Because Trumps balls can't lick themselves!
Retweet of status by @Lorrain22492203
20 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The has-been Geraldo Rivera suggested the Covid vaccine named the Trump vaccine!! ๐คฃ
Geraldo....Because Trumps balls can't lick themselves!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐