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Samantha
@samanthaneon
Some girls lives are dedicated to calling other bitches out - justliveYOURfuckinglife
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Samantha
@samanthaneon
Why is this the longest day of my life and it isn't even halfway over oh my GOD
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Samantha
@samanthaneon
Shampoo just for thirsty hoes pic.twitter.com/VAKGscfCH2
Samantha
@samanthaneon
Welcome to the dark side pic.twitter.com/s0gLMA7NUh
Samantha
@samanthaneon
But how the fuck does this just happen pic.twitter.com/WO0w032dk7
Samantha
@samanthaneon
To the little Mighty Mouse that keeps flexing in the mirror PLEASE STOP
Samantha
@samanthaneon
Sometimes it just hits me, how much I love you. It's paralyzing @HURRlCANEMiKE
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Samantha
@samanthaneon
There's an app missing on my home page and it's driving me crazy.!!!!! WHAT DID I ACCIDENTALLY DELETE
Samantha
@samanthaneon
I canβt wait for the new Teen Mom βYOU AND KIIIEEFAAAAA SMOKIN KILOS OF WEED, JENELLE!β
Samantha
@samanthaneon
When you leave my room CLOSE MY FUCKING DOOR ALL THE WAY
Samantha
@samanthaneon
Lady just went to sit on my bag before I moved it get the fuck outta here with these rude ass people this early!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
