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sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
people need to be more considerate of my time and stop getting in car accidents
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sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
@s4m31p4n own that bitch
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sam Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
@samweyheyy
Atlanterrrrrr pic.twitter.com/SIIvEfL8eE
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sam Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
@samweyheyy
i put a “ban off our bodies” sticker on the back of my car next to “men” sticker, “jesus is my copilot and we’re c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
sam Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) 🔜EDCLV
@samweyheyy
my sleep schedule makes me so fucking depressed how do i stop staying awake so late
sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
A summary of last night: sorry I couldn’t hear you, I was busy kissing the hottest girls in the club pic.twitter.com/gulnFludTX
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sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
i could never have a kid cuz i need my space….like why u on my dick
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sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
@hannakaleem If you aren’t making love might as well make some money
sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
bitch i know you feel me thinking about you!
sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
IT’S ALMOST COCKTOBER U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DICK SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSEST H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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sam╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
@samweyheyy
Does anyone want to fall in love with me so we can split the cost of crunchy roll premium?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
