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sandy
@sandyhonig
just WAIT til you see The Young Wife οΈ @tayarisha made something amazing
vulture.com/2023/03/the-15β¦
vulture.com/2023/03/the-15β¦
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sandy
@sandyhonig
actually twitter ended when this started pic.twitter.com/6NfadGEwRL
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sandy
@sandyhonig
UPDATE: someone from anthem just called me and they "feel awful" and are "looking into it" vomit at ur insurance companies folks!
sandy
@sandyhonig
THANK YOU WINDEX!!!! I am so excited to someday eat this plastic pic.twitter.com/Qr2hfTwKf6
Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
oh fuck. CDC just announced that one of the main omicron symptoms is being random
Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
touched grass and now Iβm angrier. why is that shit so itchy????!!!
Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
this is your annual reminder to watch me & Peter Smithβs documentary about our quest to meet Punxsutawney Phil maβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
I have a new mantra pic.twitter.com/qSuOwnAQu2
Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
do u guys even remember me.....
Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
@realDonaldTrump RIP glass we may be able to replace you, but we can never replace you
Sandy Honig
@sandyhonig
when he hits me with a βshebechol haleilot anu ochlin,β you KNOW Iβm clappin back with a βchametz umatzahβ !!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
