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Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
@sarahbeth345 Did they each eat an order of $15 buttered noodles as well?
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Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
@lilquotesbook With eye like this? pic.twitter.com/hSAREBwZA4
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Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
@JAMA_current You donβt say
Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
Sometimes the people who think you're π π
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· for you.
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Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
@stayathomies The house plant doesnβt remind you itβs hungry every 2 minutes
Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
Friday Feels!! Sorry to break it to you Sammy, youβve got a long way to go. Raise your hand if youβre ready for tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
just figured out the secret to twitter success is not being on twitter
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Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
Sometimes I literally cannot stand it! This is BRILLIANT Find her on TikTok! #allthefeels
vm.tiktok.com/ZMJEb7BA8/
vm.tiktok.com/ZMJEb7BA8/
Rhyming Mama
@sarabellab123
A confused, overlong, meandering plot with zero emotional payoff. A total disappointment. ββββ
-my review of any of my kidβs stories
-my review of any of my kidβs stories
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Rhyming Monster
@sarabellab123
I canβt wait to take my kids trick or treating and then eat all their candy while theyβre sleeping
Rhyming Monster
@sarabellab123
Me, with a garbage bag over my arm to protect my splint: Let's take a sexy shower together
Him: Probably shouldn't
Him: Probably shouldn't
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
