1.
james hornby
@scartyke
Went to Register my friends death yesterday in Birmingham
The Registrar told us that deaths are up about 10% oveβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
The Registrar told us that deaths are up about 10% oveβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @paula_hannaford
2.
james hornby
@scartyke
Front page news of all the UK papers and news sites????
Maths!!!!!
I think they are really desperate for a distraction story !
Maths!!!!!
I think they are really desperate for a distraction story !
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
james hornby
@scartyke
They gave the birds laxatives with hilarious consequences pic.twitter.com/aLjscg0S5Y
Retweet of status by @Rossmac212
james hornby
@scartyke
mRNA universal vaccine! I mean what could go wrong?
bbc.co.uk/news/health-63β¦
bbc.co.uk/news/health-63β¦
james hornby
@scartyke
@laughcrysmile1 @dakppc @jhsmith156 No! Purchase and tell them you only have cash. Don't budge on it! I do it all the time!
james hornby
@scartyke
@JamesMelville .
It's say a great deal about the genuine popularity of vegan diets and the willingness to give up meat!
It's say a great deal about the genuine popularity of vegan diets and the willingness to give up meat!
james hornby
@scartyke
@_Janey_J Fuck n Off!
8.
9.
10.
11.
james hornby
@scartyke
Heβs nailed it pic.twitter.com/83fUHRXGQJ
Retweet of status by @cctv_idiots
james hornby
@scartyke
My political identity is, leave me the fuck alone to live my life how I see fit!
Anyone want to join my party?
Anyone want to join my party?
james hornby
@scartyke
Croc Pox pic.twitter.com/YtIceexKZF
james hornby
@scartyke
Why is my timeline infested with the parasitic royal wankers?
Just fuck off!
Just fuck off!
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
