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Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
All you people moaning about Michael Owen. Ha. I'm sitting here happy with my blurry feed and no Michael.
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Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
Spurs won & my timeline is like a morgue. From that, I deduce that half my timeline only tweet when it involves moaning about the team.
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Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
Oh. I missed two wickets. Yay. #Ashes
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
I've just had a fabulous thought. What happens if there's still no electricity at London Bridge by the morning?!
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
Happy Birdman! #DavisCupFinal
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
@Bateseyboy I can't see into the future so I don't know
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
@ANDREW0675
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@shelleyj89
Now I have to spend the whole night worrying about flashing my underwear. At least I'm wearing underwear!
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
@AVBarmy442 AVB, the starting 11, the 3 subs and the tits who left early and booed.
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
Where have I been? The police shot and killed the woman in the car in Washington yesterday? And her baby was in the car?
Shelley Johnson
@shelleyj89
@s17pur Poor boy. He's a gorgeous dog.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
