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@shit_happens2me
Exfoliate yโall lips please! Grab some brown sugar, and some olive oil if you canโt afford brand name exfoliant. Do something
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
Weโre really arguing about whose next up to be a mommy in the group chat. Iโm weak! Happy Motherโs Day
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@shit_happens2me
Boaaa Iโll knock all dis shit ova pic.twitter.com/pfGPsWKHMq
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
@shit_happens2me Cersei about to get in they ass itโs like 7 people left at winterfell
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
How do you know when your life has changed... when you donโt even realize itโs 4/20 and that was once a national holiday in your eyes
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
A lottery winner wore a Scream mask to collect his millions. trib.al/Ko7WbtR pic.twitter.com/RLO9rafpfC
Mary
@shit_happens2me
I met @princesscourtc my freshman year of college and sheโs been putting me on game ever since! Sheโs real. I love it
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@shit_happens2me
@snooka_snook Oh my godddd
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
This so fucking funny cause this only some shit you can say on Twitter and everyone is like sammme twitter.com/harrisonof300/โฆ
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
Niggas from other places b intimidated by Chicago women cus we ain't goin out like no goofies
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Mary
@shit_happens2me
I got coats but I just want a new one
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
