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Tom B. Take® Ar.T 💔
@shoutabyss
For every 100 people you know, two are incarcerated.
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Tom B. Take® Ar.T 💔
@shoutabyss
Wife: “Why are your socks all over the house?”
Me: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a darn.”
Me: “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a darn.”
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Tom B. Take® Ar.T 💔
@shoutabyss
The pinnacle of human achievement is dying due to minor treatable health issues due to extreme division of wealth.
Tom B. Take® Ar.T 💔
@shoutabyss
Kill a tree for Jesus.
Tom B. Take® 💔
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open mouth asleep
disco ball on uvula
spider dance party
#haiku
disco ball on uvula
spider dance party
#haiku
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Tom B. Take® 💔
@shoutabyss
I don’t give a fucking shit about the lotion or the skin. It gets the goddamned hose.
Tom B. Take® 💔
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Whoever made this. That was great. Omg I’m crying LFGSD #Padres 🤎 pic.twitter.com/TWyPXJMA0m
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We’re out looking for the Great Pumpkin. #PDX pic.twitter.com/yu2sAD9zlp
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Tom B. Take® 💔
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All I want for Xmas is for Hope Solo to kick a soccer ball at me with maximum force. Face or groin? It’s her call.
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Tom B. Take® 💔
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"Let Kavanaugh eat dinner!" yelled the folks who said Nancy Pelosi shouldn't receive holy communion.
Tom B. Taker 🧊
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I'm tired of all the Crypto Kleptos. #technology
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
