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@showyourteethya
#OddGiftsFromInLaws
Lingerie from my ex FIL (in front of the whole family) .
"All I had to do was picture it, on you."
*true story
Lingerie from my ex FIL (in front of the whole family) .
"All I had to do was picture it, on you."
*true story
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☠️ ᴄɪηᖙᎩ ☠️
@showyourteethya
#IsCreepyButCool to have a possessed cat pic.twitter.com/5MUeaOsY9J
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@showyourteethya
Because I have too much time on my hands-
here is a cat playing drums to Iron Maiden pic.twitter.com/UIcGavSERL
here is a cat playing drums to Iron Maiden pic.twitter.com/UIcGavSERL
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☠️ ᴄɪηᖙᎩ ☠️
@showyourteethya
Sex, lies and videotape
#MyRecipeForAHappyLife
#MyRecipeForAHappyLife
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ᴄɪηᖙᎩ
@showyourteethya
#MyReflexTellsMe I’m hungry like the wolf
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@showyourteethya
#AndThenTheAlarmWentOff I was cooking steak tips last night.
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@showyourteethya
#MySummerLovin is hanging at the pool with my two favorite people pic.twitter.com/2hUtPtBlg3
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@showyourteethya
#ItsTimeToRetireWhen you find the right size box. pic.twitter.com/kI6zPl0LiO
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@showyourteethya
#ImNotPickyBut I know someone who is about calling hotdogs sandwiches
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@showyourteethya
with warm weather here, my 3-point shots are #nothingbutnetwhen i burn dinner bad enough that the firemen come.
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@showyourteethya
I’m actually a good mom and my kids are my world
#DespiteWhatYouProbablyThink based on some of my tweets.
#DespiteWhatYouProbablyThink based on some of my tweets.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
