78.
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@rachiecandice: I’m unemployed with no hobbies but still way too busy to watch your Instagram videos.”
That math checks out.
That math checks out.
79.
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@jamesfflynn: All visits by friends or family eventually turn into movie marathons.”
That math checks out.
That math checks out.
80.
81.
82.
83.
84.
sid_pink
@sid_pink
"…and now, Ladies and Gentlemen - it's time for the musical stylings of Etta James Taylor Swift!"
sid_pink
@sid_pink
let's pretend to be knights
let's pretend to be cowboys
let's pretend to be cops
let's pretend to be Star Wars
let's pretend to be
let's pretend to be cowboys
let's pretend to be cops
let's pretend to be Star Wars
let's pretend to be
sid_pink
@sid_pink
hey! it's that guy - y'know; the guy who had the idea!
let's set fire to him and his kids.
let's set fire to him and his kids.
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@saratea: @sid_pink making sure kind sir”
Many thanks to you for watching out for me; it means All the World.
xoxox
Many thanks to you for watching out for me; it means All the World.
xoxox
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@moreofffme: Never tell Google the whole truth.”
That math checks out.
That math checks out.
85.
86.
87.
88.
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@redmusette: @sid_pink ”
Okay, I lied. BIG DEAL- I KEPT YOU SAFE FROM MARAUDERS YOUR WHOLE CHILDHOOD EXCEPT THOSE TWO BUS DUDES
#whoops
Okay, I lied. BIG DEAL- I KEPT YOU SAFE FROM MARAUDERS YOUR WHOLE CHILDHOOD EXCEPT THOSE TWO BUS DUDES
#whoops
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@redmusette: @sid_pink Oh, you. ”
Never upgraded my iTelephone OS so 1st & 3rd Emoji are void. Something about murderburger?
Never upgraded my iTelephone OS so 1st & 3rd Emoji are void. Something about murderburger?
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@afriendlyb: any dog that is more that 65% fur is officially classed as a cloud”
That math checks out.
That math checks out.
sid_pink
@sid_pink
“@nachosarah: women who wear leopard print use blow jobs as a form of currency”
That math checks out.
That math checks out.
...but wait! There's more!
78.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
