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Shiv
@sioudy
Who needs an alarm when you can be woken up by next door and her super charged magical dildo
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Shiv
@sioudy
First Saturday I've had off in 100 years and I'm sat here with my finger up my arse with nothing to do
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Shiv
@sioudy
As soon as my last exam is out the way tomorrow I'm going to be the happiest person ever. Things are soooo good atm
Shiv
@sioudy
Can't wait to have a glass/bottle of wine tomorrow after my exam. It's a stressful life leaving everything until last min
Shiv
@sioudy
There is no pain in the world like losing a child or a parent. Thoughts, prayers and love to everyone who has lost someone in Manchester
Shiv
@sioudy
HATE that when I'm upset about something I'll just shove it so far under the carpet to just let it fester
Shiv
@sioudy
T- have u got your nipples done?
Shiv- naaa they would look like anchors pulling them down
Shiv- naaa they would look like anchors pulling them down
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Shiv
@sioudy
A catch up over a meal with the best girls ever is just what is needed tonight
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Shiv
@sioudy
I always preach this pic.twitter.com/O7foUnEV8F
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Shiv
@sioudy
"It's okay to cry at football games but it's not okay to cry when your wife dies, you need to be a man" change is needed #BeingMumAndDad
Shiv
@sioudy
Chinese and choc cake with cream for tea omg eating like queens tonight @elera_osaro @ZoeStevens__
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
