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ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
I once open a catfish account in facebook and forgot my phone number there .
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ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
Hotels don full. Rooms don finish. Jesus wey get birthday sef never lodge. Una don go lodge
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ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
Whoever prays Fajr is under the protection of Allah
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ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
I see i love
From ...... State pic.twitter.com/87s8QfFVsI
From ...... State pic.twitter.com/87s8QfFVsI
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ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
Beat an African chid,console him with a biscuit and ask"who beat you?"he will pointat another person.
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That's how cβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
How can you be toasting a girl that you canβt marry π€·
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@sir_zeeep
Women are like fruits, every fruit has unique colour, shape, aroma & taste. The problem is .........men like FRUIT SALAD.
ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
As for the ladies that set trap for their man with their friends, God bless you as you "Hand over"
ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
Do you wash your hands after eating pufpuf or you still rob it on your head
ZAHIR
@sir_zeeep
It's time for Maghrib prayer.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
