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29 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I need some disrespectful sex right nowπ lip biting, back scratching, neck sucking, and my π± getting slurped on like a neckboneπ
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28 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you're excited about someone and then your friends ask you 'Kwani huyo anakatianga kila mtu?'
π’π’π’ Chest. Pains.
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Kerubo
@slyrie
Can't wait to settle down with someone's son and make him fire meals like ugali, cabbage and liver
28 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can't wait to settle down with someone's son and make him fire meals like ugali, cabbage and liver πππ
Kerubo
@slyrie
that girl beside you bro twitter.com/i_Delvis/statuβ¦
Retweet of status by @juniorbasenga01
21 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote that girl beside you bro π₯ https://t.co/KdKODM0Iwe
Kerubo
@slyrie
A Day Filled With Happiness pic.twitter.com/RNKcNukcl0
19 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A Day Filled With Happiness πβ€οΈ https://t.co/RNKcNukcl0
Kerubo
@slyrie
@slyrie my uncle still pays whenever he goes to visit the in-laws ati sijui kuna kitabu inachukuliwa unaonyeshwa progress. Like WTF!!
Retweet of status by @IamKenneh
17 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @slyrie my uncle still pays whenever he goes to visit the in-laws ati sijui kuna kitabu inachukuliwa unaonyeshwa progress. Like WTF!! ππ₯
Kerubo
@slyrie
When u are broke...u are so smart in budgeting n planning for when money comes. Then the money comes...n u realize u still dont have sense!
Retweet of status by @Burmese_Tyga
16 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When u are broke...u are so smart in budgeting n planning for when money comes. Then the money comes...n u realize u still dont have sense!π’
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Kerubo
@slyrie
You said you're running for president and l will be your deputy! Instead of rallies we shall hold concerts andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @bonifacemwangi
15 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πππ You said you're running for president and l will be your deputy! Instead of rallies we shall hold concerts andβ¦ https://t.co/a6NRY0hrtU
13 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pastor comes 2 church, pulls out iPad & starts preaching. iPad blacks out, asks congregation 4 a power bank instead of a Bible 2 Continue ππ
Kerubo
@slyrie
My glo up is going to hurt.
Apologies in advance.
Apologies in advance.
Retweet of status by @kendrahunsley
10 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My glo up is going to hurt.
Apologies in advance. β€οΈ
08 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Things I achieved since last elections
1. Graduated
2. Got a job
3. Moved out
4. Got another job
5. Gathered 3 yrs of experience
See God π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ