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Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
There's few things that feel better than getting paid $20 to park a car
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Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
Where the fuck is my wallet
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Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
@Maggie_Ballard you text me
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
Counting down the hours till my new baby arrives in the mail @JoeTrevett
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
Balsamic chicken
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
I miss @James_Felice
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
Who are you frostignarr and why do you keep snap chatting me weird shit!!!
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Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
@nikkiiras we'll be back down soon!
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
Rubbing alcohol in a papercut
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
Sketchers were only cool when they had lights in them
Steve Martin
@st3v3martin
I wish I could just live this summer for the rest of my life
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
