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Agent Petty
@str8tchrstn
That Sprite from McDonald’s could prolly fry fish..
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Agent Petty
@str8tchrstn
Coochie don’t start tasting good until you get passed the first two pee licks
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Agent Petty
@str8tchrstn
im glad cars was invented, imagine riding a horse at 2AM to get sum pussy
Agent Petty
@str8tchrstn
If I flirt with you during quarantine it doesn’t count, I’m just bored!!
CB 🎷
@str8tchrstn
Tax money gone but that Stimulus Check coming....Alexa play “We Fall Down but We Get Up”
CB 🎷
@str8tchrstn
Somebody need to
hear this.
Your man a lil slow, stop telling people he laid back & quiet.
hear this.
Your man a lil slow, stop telling people he laid back & quiet.
CB 🎷
@str8tchrstn
Niggas be dropouts talking about “NO CAP”
Yeah no GOWN either
Yeah no GOWN either
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CB 🎷
@str8tchrstn
How yo breath stank around Christmas & it’s free peppermints EVERYWHERE
CB 🎷
@str8tchrstn
“Come Over” means come in
“Pull Up” means I’m coming out
Let’s get these understood
“Pull Up” means I’m coming out
Let’s get these understood
Retweet of status by @_camhoudini
CB 🎷
@str8tchrstn
I asked my mom why she still talk to my exshe gone ask me why I still talk to hers Um that’s my DAD?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
