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Subomi
@subomiplumptre
I wonder why I bother putting 15 things on my to-do list, when my daily completion rate is like 3.
28 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wonder why I bother putting 15 things on my to-do list, when my daily completion rate is like 3. π
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Subomi
@subomiplumptre
Why can't I just find a nice non-Nigerian Nigerian man.
20 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why can't I just find a nice non-Nigerian Nigerian man. π
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Subomi
@subomiplumptre
Sometimes the reason I just do the things in my mind without telling anyone, is because I don't want anyone to tell me no.
02 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes the reason I just do the things in my mind without telling anyone, is because I don't want anyone to tell me no. π
Subomi
@subomiplumptre
I'm tired of spending my money. I want to spend somebody's son's money.
25 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm tired of spending my money. I want to spend somebody's son's money. π©π©
Subomi
@subomiplumptre
I only accept friend requests from fine men on Facebook. All others can follow mbok. I know my priorities.
16 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I only accept friend requests from fine men on Facebook. All others can follow mbok. I know my priorities. π
28 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I doubt @GTBank is aware that their glory is fading. It's sad to watch. And I'm not sure whose idea it was to have onions on billboards. π
Subomi
@subomiplumptre
In Austin and then Dallas in a bit. Still open to meeting with "matured minds".
11 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In Austin and then Dallas in a bit. Still open to meeting with "matured minds". π
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Subomi
@subomiplumptre
It's like California and Lagos drivers share some traits. I sense some aggression .
19 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's like California and Lagos drivers share some traits. I sense some aggression π€.
Subomi
@subomiplumptre
Shoutout to @subomiplumptre for this piece.
Recommended read - Show Working: mailchi.mp/subomiplumptreβ¦
Recommended read - Show Working: mailchi.mp/subomiplumptreβ¦
09 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shoutout to @subomiplumptre for this pieceπ₯.
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Subomi
@subomiplumptre
I don't regret giving my life to God. But maybe I should collect some of it back. I am obviously underutilized.
06 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don't regret giving my life to God. But maybe I should collect some of it back. I am obviously underutilized. ππππΎββοΈππΎββοΈ
Subomi
@subomiplumptre
Ultra-modern market that isn't modern. International hotel that isn't the least bit international.
04 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ultra-modern market that isn't modern. International hotel that isn't the least bit international. π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ