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Suj
@sujatachandran
There’s always a reason….
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Suj
@sujatachandran
So hot…not me, the weather, I meant
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Suj
@sujatachandran
The amount of things people advise to have "on an empty stomach" before breakfast...
Makes it difficult to have breakfast
Makes it difficult to have breakfast
Suj
@sujatachandran
Whatever it was, I didn’t do it, unless it was something good, in which case, I did it
Suj
@sujatachandran
I’m going to stop going for morning walks on the beach, there are old people there who claim to be my classmates
Suj
@sujatachandran
Sex can be used:
-as a weapon
-as a currency
-for revenge
- for 'feel good'
What else did I missing?
-as a weapon
-as a currency
-for revenge
- for 'feel good'
What else did I missing?
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Suj
@sujatachandran
Keep this in mind of your long weekend, or not, lol. pic.twitter.com/Mnf9yngi1n
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Suj
@sujatachandran
When they say that only 2% of world population has green eyes,
aren’t they forgetting to account for the jealous 98%??
aren’t they forgetting to account for the jealous 98%??
Suj
@sujatachandran
Heard of ramdevshivir?....may work
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Suj
@sujatachandran
The problem with Indians is that, if they are asked to stay inside, they will all come outside to see if all are inside
Suj
@sujatachandran
Ours is not broken English, we just do “rounding off English” to the nearest mother tongue
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
