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Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Neighbor: what're you doing?
Little girl: peeing.
Neighbor: you don't pee out there! You're not at nannys.
Little girl: peeing.
Neighbor: you don't pee out there! You're not at nannys.
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Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Every song playing on the radio right now is reminding me of you.
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Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Gonna get ready for the day and go sit at the cemetery.
Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Nervous wreck.
Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Now going tanning! Gonna get my tan on for summer!
Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Uhmmmmmmmm no that is NOT okay. You are a guest in someone's house, you don't fucking snoop through their shit bro.
Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
http://t.co/ifZ4wLZtUf I'd piss my pants.
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Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
Chicken noodle soup is miraculous
Sammee โฎ
@supsammee
I don't know what I'd do without this nifty invention. http://t.co/d9PMrSe2SW
Sammeeโฆ
@supsammee
You're getting on my last nerve forreal.
Sammeeโฆ
@supsammee
On a Lady A kick.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
