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syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
Need these pic.twitter.com/rZKgqxcpu4
Retweet of status by @TedOfficialPage
26 Jul 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Need these π http://t.co/rZKgqxcpu4
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syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
I'm dying. pic.twitter.com/bIdEt9f41b
Retweet of status by @TheFunnyWorId
11 Jul 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm dying. ππ http://t.co/bIdEt9f41b
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syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
SCREENSHOTS DON'T SCARE ME
I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAID
I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAID
Retweet of status by @AIanHangover
27 Apr 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote SCREENSHOTS DON'T SCARE ME
I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I SAID πβ
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
Monday: No!
Tuesday: Ugh.
Wednesday: Why?
Thursday: Omg.
Friday: Finally.
Saturday: Yes!
Sunday: Crying.
Tuesday: Ugh.
Wednesday: Why?
Thursday: Omg.
Friday: Finally.
Saturday: Yes!
Sunday: Crying.
Retweet of status by @FunnyQuotees
09 Apr 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Monday: No! π΄
Tuesday: Ugh. ππ
Wednesday: Why? πβ
Thursday: Omg. π±π
Friday: Finally. ππ
Saturday: Yes! ππ
Sunday: Crying.π’π
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
Every Chinese bitch that work in a nail salon got these & wear em no matter the weather pic.twitter.com/JRqogXqJS2
20 Feb 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every Chinese bitch that work in a nail salon got these & wear em no matter the weather ππ― http://t.co/JRqogXqJS2
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
[] Single [] Taken [] Don't trust bitches
Retweet of status by @FunnyQuotees
09 Jan 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote [β] Single [β] Taken [β] Don't trust bitches
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
RT @FunnyQuotees: β Single. β Taken. Doesn't matter, Iβm awesome.
16 Dec 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @FunnyQuotees: β Single. β Taken. β Doesn't matter, Iβm awesome.
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syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
RT @TedOfficialPage: How I use my phone:
65% to use Twitter & Instagram
15% to text
10% to take photos
8% check the time
2% to actually cβ¦
65% to use Twitter & Instagram
15% to text
10% to take photos
8% check the time
2% to actually cβ¦
23 Sep 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @TedOfficialPage: How I use my phoneπ±:
65% to use Twitter & Instagram
15% to text
10% to take photos
8% check the time
2% to actually cβ¦
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
RT @FunnyQuotees: if your reply is just 'lol' delete my number
15 Sep 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @FunnyQuotees: if your reply is just 'lol' delete my numberπ΅
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
RT @FunnyQuotees: I'm STD free. How many of y'all can retweet that ????!
28 Jul 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @FunnyQuotees: I'm STD freeπ₯. How many of y'all can retweet that π³????!
syed azlan shah
@syedazlanshah
RT @FunnyQuotees: 100%
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16 Jul 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote RT @FunnyQuotees: π100% π
π90% π
π80% π
π70% π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ