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teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
Joe βmy fart smells like... old people, like people that sit next to you on the bus and theyβre dirtyβ riiiggghhhhtt
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teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
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teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
I have an unhealthy addiction to Irn Bru
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
Nothing worse than someone saying "tell your mam I'm asking for her" when you actually have no clue who it is
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
nothing makes me cringe more than people faking a Shetland accent get in the bin
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
I'm definitely the worst person ever at opening a message then forgetting to reply
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
Dads and April's in Tenerife.... Mam, Nikki and Levi's in Majorca and im lying in bed eating doritos ... nice ha ha FML
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teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
so so excited to have caitlin and rheanna home this weekend wish Laura was too
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
Highlight of my night last night was Rheanna taking home a tray from McDonald's pic.twitter.com/qc1SitTwpu
Retweet of status by @caitlin_hendo
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
when do I start looking older??? Like I'm 19 now and I looked the same when I was 16
teiganmackay
@teiganmackay1
Nothing actually annoys me more than people that copy you be original man
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
