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Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Youβre too good to be affected by these insects lance
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Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Me: Hey! Let me guess your breakfast.
Friend: okay. What?
Me: Onion?
Friend: No la!
Friend: okay. What?
Me: Onion?
Friend: No la!
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Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
The more you care, the more you suffer. Learn to care less
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Religious people tend to be the MOST JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE of the world. Why though!?
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Bye PH see you next pag-uwi
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Goodnight na po
IG: Thelanceprince pic.twitter.com/PgHUxiKfry
IG: Thelanceprince pic.twitter.com/PgHUxiKfry
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
The longest 2minutes of our lives pic.twitter.com/SyRKUjaE7p
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Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Dear pimples,
Please leave! Youβre draining my confidence so bad
Please leave! Youβre draining my confidence so bad
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Student: Sir, I am Penis.
Me: huh?
Student: I am half-Pinoy and Half-Chinese. So it's Pinese.
Me: *Cartwheel*
Me: huh?
Student: I am half-Pinoy and Half-Chinese. So it's Pinese.
Me: *Cartwheel*
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Students nowadays act as if you owe them something if they learn and study
Lance Gutierrez
@theLanceprince
Don't send me nudes
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
