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Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
I keep cracking my bruised elbow on my night stand. I know what I have to do
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Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
You never realize how much stuff you bump your hands on until you have a gnarly bruise.
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Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
Murray got fucking rocked
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
When your daughter calls her uncle's new girlfriend by the ex's name
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
The wheeler is outside. Could take a midnight mud run
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
All this rain did was make today shitty humid
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
My iPad is dead. I don't know what to do now
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Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
I shouldn't be able to accelerate faster than you while pulling this big ass trailer. Stupid Prius
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
I wanna go back to bed. Dad life
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
@scarykari I'm irrelevant too
Smetz
@theSMETZcompany
The "" has to be the emoji I use most. Constant annoyance.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
