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Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
When your daughter is in Tenerife but every time you FaceTime her she wants to speak to the dog
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Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
When you realise summers over. pic.twitter.com/gRYw6SJW3l
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Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
Trying to get geezers to be sensitive and give you sympathy is like trying to push water uphill with a fork.... Fucking pointless
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Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
James Arthur's new song makes my heart hurt
Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
Today's the day
Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
My daughter has just pooed in the garden like fully squatted and done a poo right in the middle of the grass
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Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
When girls put pictures up with a flash covering their whole face and people comment sorry what?
Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
Just want to be skinny
Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
Why doesn't somewhere in Stratford deliver deserts
Thea Dorman
@thea_dorman
My 2 @misspapcouk purchases have arrived today. Guess who's in the girlband? Oh yep that's me @Megan_Mckenna_ pic.twitter.com/tN4jJIlsqL
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
