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@themaxgudi
17 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote βMen are scumβ but you have 5 boyfriendsπ
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@themaxgudi
Surviving in Nigeria is not easy oooo, my friend wants to sell fridge with no door, he's convincing me to use curtain, can u imagine
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03 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Surviving in Nigeria is not easy oooo, my friend wants to sell fridge with no door, he's convincing me to use curtain, can u imagineπ’π
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@themaxgudi
@Jessicamuyi @SubDeliveryZone Until you are the Ore in the story
11 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Jessicamuyi @SubDeliveryZone Until you are the Ore in the storyπ
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@themaxgudi
@rebecca_spero Me looking at your photos to know if you're from Nigeria or Gabon for calling Akwa Cross Igbo. Wonderful
31 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @rebecca_spero Me looking at your photos to know if you're from Nigeria or Gabon for calling Akwa Cross Igbo. Wonderfulπ
Chief Barrister
@themaxgudi
You people that have strong relationships, where did you buy your materials from?
Retweet of status by @IamChiomaa
25 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You people that have strong relationships, where did you buy your materials from?π©
Chief Barrister
@themaxgudi
Be a fountain of positivity not a drain.
Retweet of status by @the_MIEDE
17 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Be a fountain of positivity not a drain. ππ
Chief Barrister
@themaxgudi
I'm not a psychic buh i see myself all over you pic.twitter.com/sqlYfTWBEF
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25 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm not a psychic buh i see myself all over you πππ https://t.co/sqlYfTWBEF
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@themaxgudi
Confusion is when you steal meat from your Mumβs pot and you canβt remember if the spoon was on top of the pot or inside the stew
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28 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Confusion is when you steal meat from your Mumβs pot and you canβt remember if the spoon was on top of the pot or inside the stewπ€¦ββοΈ
Chief Barrister
@themaxgudi
Lagos is just too overrated. How can i drop my friend at the airport and he got to London before I got home.
Retweet of status by @MistaKobz
31 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lagos is just too overrated. How can i drop my friend at the airport and he got to London before I got home. πππ
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@themaxgudi
Just saw a wedding program that has 'Couple with bride's ex-boyfriends' in the order of photography.
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04 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just saw a wedding program that has 'Couple with bride's ex-boyfriends' in the order of photography. πππππ
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ