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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
@ohGodJAMnit Honestly what an arsehole!
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
10yo is trying since 5 minutes to ask Alexa on my iPad a question. Should I tell him?
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
My therapist now needs therapy. Which of you broke her?
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
Me: Do you like my jeans?
Her: They'd look better on my floor
Me: *laying down on the floor fully dressed* OK...so now?
Her: ....
Her: They'd look better on my floor
Me: *laying down on the floor fully dressed* OK...so now?
Her: ....
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
Here's that time where I occasionally rub out a poem pic.twitter.com/OvMrnfkjgu
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
Me: Hey don't use the same wrapping paper I used. We'll never be able to tell who's gifts they are.
Her: Omg
Her: Omg
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
Didn't want to get up but I changed into a different pair of pyjamas and moved to the sofa. That counts, right?
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Yasmin
@thisbrokeme
Scared me a little... pic.twitter.com/k7qQ0zCWoO
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
