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Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
Laying in bed all the time is exhausting
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Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
It's like the "hold my beer" Olympics up in here
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Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
There will never be peace until we all live in mushroom houses!!!
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
Come on, tumors, you're taking too long
Geez
I didn't smoke this much to NOT die!!!
I want money back!!!
Geez
I didn't smoke this much to NOT die!!!
I want money back!!!
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
@meccanreve Agreed
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
It would be better if I could just buy two pounds of weed and be like "See you in 6 weeks"
I mean "months"
I mean "months"
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
@Lovestained555 Me too!!!
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Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
These new lightbulbs are even worse than the old ones, I can see myself!?!? Unacceptable!!! Ban ALL lightbulbs!!!
Thanks, liberals
Thanks, liberals
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
You don't key a Tesla, you throw batteries at them
But only when no one is in them
But only when no one is in them
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
We can't even agree to outlaw Nazis
We so fucked
We so fucked
Jesse Taylor Lewis
@torkum
This Christmas
Ancient Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood presents an I'llpasso/Morality InFilm...
A rogue FBI ageβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Ancient Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood presents an I'llpasso/Morality InFilm...
A rogue FBI ageβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
